Question:  What the hell is "Raiders of the Lost Punchline"?

Answer:  It is a comic about a young archaeologists wacky adventures and zany friends.  You can see it Monday thru Friday.

Question:  Are his adventures really wacky, and are his friends really zany?

Answer:  Of course.

Question:  When is this strip updated?

Answer:  Eight PM, EST time.

Question:  Who was a better Bond...Sean Connery or George Lazenby?

Answer:  Connery, of course.

Question:  I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!

Answer:  And I thought I told you that she said she was of age!

Question:  Are you on any sort of medication?

Answer:  The doctors call them my happy pills!