Name: Theodore J. Arbuckle

Occupation: Archaeologist; all around nice guy.

Age: 23

Height: 5”9

Hair Colour: Dirty Blond

Eye Colour: Blue

First Appearance:  "Ted Vs. The Idea Woman"

Name: Rachel Ferrell

Occupation: English major; Chronicles Ted's exploits.  (Such as they are)

Age: 22

Height: 5”7

Hair Colour: Reddish Brown

Eye Colour: Blue

First Appearance:  "Ted Vs. The Idea Woman"

Name: Bernie Larson

Occupation: Geography teacher; Ted's guide on most adventures. 

Age: 27

Height: 5"8

Hair Colour: Black

Eye Colour: Green

First Appearance:  "Ted Vs. The Idea Woman"

Name: Roland K. Hammerstein

Occupation: Archaeologist (and a good one at that); Ted’s rival

Age: 23

Height: 6” 1

Hair Colour: Black

Eye Colour: Black

First Appearance:  “The Idol of Scaramanga”